July 2012
if we mutually follow each other there’s a 134% chance that I’m in love with you
people everywhere: fuck those bands you listen to
me: what do you think im trying to do
dont like people or you will get feelings and die
power-to-the-music:
a 15 year old girl just won a gold medal at the olympics
guys, what are we doing with our lives
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
spate:
i ship u and my follow button
put some numbers in my ask
1: let's have sex
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
what you said: I like metal music
what they heard: sometimes at midnight Satan my dark lord and I go to his basement and have jam sessions which then turn into orgies with Hitler and Mussolini
thisisvodka:
ilovesquidward:
do dogs even know they are dogs
tumblr is finally starting to question the hard-hitting issues in today’s society
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
livinglovinoloca:
have you ever just sat down and thought of a certain person and you realize oh my god.. they’re just so cute
like not just in looks but the way they act and speak and joke around and talk and how they react to things and it’s just
so
cute
you got something on your butt
my eyes
